Ladies, let's be reasonable

Alexandra Petri hits every note of the anti-#MeToo, oh no, what happens next, columns. It’s tough to pick a highlight but it is either:

“Well, it has been a fun (glances at watch) three months that we have been doing this thing where we stop letting harassment and assault get swept under the rug… but I think we must be reasonable now and stop before any more good men are made to suffer.”

Or, after a list of entirely unreasonable things happening:

“Oh no, have none of these things happened? My mistake. I am worried that they will, which is just as bad.”